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Jalapeño poppers

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Halve and scrape them out

Halve each jalapeño lengthways through the stalk and scrape out the seeds and, more importantly, the pale ribs inside. Wear gloves if you have them.

The heat lives in the white ribs. Leave them and these are eye-watering; take them all out and they are barely warm — you choose.